Dick and Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas are the privileged sons of 09'erdom. Big house, lap of luxury, large trust funds, but two very different boys. ---
Dick: "Okay, dudes, Dick Casablancas here. Senior at Neptune High. Completely bachelorized with a sweet mansion, stack of Benjamins and a Play Station. I have a geeky little brother who seems to follow me where ever I go. That pretty much sucks. On the other hand, I like things that begin with the letter b: blowjobs, booze, boobs, bitches, blonds and babes."
Beaver: "Hey. I'm Cassidy. I guess I would have to say that I'm the smart Casablancas brother, but anyone is smart compared to Dick. I like entrepunerial enterprises, European travel and the Dune series. Dick says I'm a geek, but then again, not really a very cultured boy, that one."
"Dick: Don't make me go in there and get all Ordinary People on you, Beav.